What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is every human messed up in some way?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

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Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can we see your heels?